The News Outside

I was in farm and home tuesday and the camo warriors were out in full force . Buying carts full of so called deer attractant ( bait ) , decoys and anything they saw on tv the guaranteed them to kill a booner . I asked the guy in front of me if he really thought that the decoy and bags of bait he was buying would help him and he said quote , im not seeing any deer so i gotta try something . I suggested he try some scent control since he was wearing his full camo outfit in the store and he said it doesnt matter cause he sprays down with scent away . He said he even pumps gas in his hunting chlothes and the deer dont mind . I nicely said how do you know if your not seeing any deer ? his response was noone is seeing any deer not just me . I just gave up and wished him good luck . Poor dumb bastard

Seen 2 yesterday that had me cracking up.  Van pulls up and there’s 3 people in it.  2 scarfing down Caseys pizza and the other one was having a smoke.  This gal driving gets out, stomps her ciggy out with her boot, and she’s got jugs the size of your head and they’re keeping her belly button very warm it appeared.  They’re all camo from head to toe, coming to the draw in and then going straight back to hunt I’m guessing.  They walked upwind of us a little and just wreaked of Tinks 69 and cigarette smoke mixed with that no shower for 3 days smell.  After it was over they’re looking all serious and loading back into the van, like we’re all stupid for not being camo!  I was rolling!!

I wish they would Cancel every hunting show on tv .

I have basic cable so I don’t see any of that crap.  Not complaining!!