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Posted: 13 September 2011 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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hey hogman….............send me a hat and a shirt i can make a mighty fine archery target/ scarecrow…...........oh yea almost forgot….......boy u know nothing of “running game” on the ladies my friend…....u fell outta the ugly treestand and hit every branch on the way down….........any hot babes hangin round u are definitly not there for ure looks hoss…....lol…......and u really call them models…?????HUH????....what agency did u get them from????........probably not models at all….just hang arounds….............ooh boy i bet u would “slice” Zsa Zsa Gabor’s beaver is she offered….....hell only “slicin’ ure doin slicing ure fingers with papercuts from all that extra “practice” u get in the offseason…..............SLICED!!! i like it its gotta ring to it hogman…...watch out boys….. hawgandsons are “slicing” the competition! awesome catchphrase hoss…...you will be a superstar yet!

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Posted: 13 September 2011 01:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Coonassi…your last post here contains one line that is quite possibly the funniest damn thing that has ever been written.  I almost fell off my chair laughing.

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Posted: 13 September 2011 03:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Does anyone even understand what this idiot means anymore?  Midget!

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Posted: 13 September 2011 03:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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I do understand his last comment.  It was a typical junior high comment towards John.

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Posted: 13 September 2011 04:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Treehugger - 13 September 2011 03:01 PM

Does anyone even understand what this idiot means anymore?  Midget!


No, but all of this is quite amusing.  I enjoy watching hog-boy continue to slowly hang himself.  He is so ignorant that he cannot recognize how stupid he truly is.  The real life “Jimmy Bigtime” with squirrel nuts for brains.  Absolutely Hilarious!


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Posted: 13 September 2011 05:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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No John but he sure is a fun little puppet to toy with!  Sorry, I was busy having no life at work all day Twent! 

I like the line about 1 man assembling so many fine women!  That’s a laugher!  Alot of women feel sorry for physicaly challenged guys, and you seem to score about as high as your IQ in that department, but let’s tell the truth here little guy.  You probably used daddy’s check book to buy you some skank models, probably have daddy buy your deer, deer feed, and pay your high fence or outfitter fees.  The funny part is you think you’re a chick magnet!  That’s awesome dude!  Let me give you a little advice from a guy who’s bagged more than his share of B&C class tail. It ain’t hard brother, but I didn’t do it by acting like I was a freshman in high school!  It’s kinda like you do on pigboy tv, just lie and tell them what they want to hear and how important you are!  Oh yeah, and surround yourself with midgets, it’ll make you look taller!  All jokes aside, for the right price you can hang out with whatever kind of woman you want, just remember she’s still getting paid at the end of the day!

Question!  Why do you refer to yourself as hawg?  You’re small, pretty thin, and kinda cagy.  More rodent like than pigish. 

I really enjoy Johns blog as do most of the people on HO.  If you’re so smart Twent then it won’t take you long to figure out if you don’t like it don’t read it!  I think it’s pretty safe to say the only one who slices and squats on this site is the piglet! 

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Posted: 13 September 2011 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Now Andy. That is funny!
I find it amazing that Trent still insist’s that he is sponsored by companies that have came out and clearly disassociated themselves from him. Recieving some free gear/swag from a company to test doesn’t constitute a sponsorship! Was there a contract to endorse there product? If so, let’s see it! What you got was some comp’d stuff that about half of us on HO have probably recieved over the years. And yes, I guess you could say that I am sponsored by Primos, since they used my image and name in their company’s print ad and catalog. If the e-mail’s from Flambeau, Lacrosse, Stormkloth II, and Acorno’s acorns aren’t enough to get you to pull your head out of your ass and admit that you have no affliation with them except for you stealing their logo for your own gain. How do you explain the large empty spot on your website that used to be Stormkloth II logo?

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Posted: 13 September 2011 07:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Oh….Now I see Flambeau is missing too! A big company like that must have been the “Dead Weight” that you were refering too huh?

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Posted: 13 September 2011 10:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Andy, I’m a huge fan.  Please don’t stop.  After a fairly hard day at work, a long tractor drive to my property, followed by some bush hawg mowing and fencing, a little laughter goes a long way.  You crack me up, brother.  We will have to have a cocktail someday.  I’ll buy.

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Posted: 14 September 2011 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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Sounds like a plan to me John!

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Posted: 14 September 2011 06:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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What happened to Gary Coleman’s long lost white twin?  Poor little feller might still be up from a long night of partying with the hoes!  Decided to get his moneys worth this time. 

Twent you’d be proud of me little guy!  Last night I lived the hawg life!  I ate some corn out of a bucket, I went outside and walked through my own poo, and then I started getting hot so I took a good long leak in some dirt and rolled in it!  AH! The Hawglife!

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Posted: 14 September 2011 06:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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There you are!  Shouldn’t you be out cuttin hickory nuts about now squirrel boy?  Or atleast working on the nest?  I have an idea for you today Twent, let’s do something positive and call up the one friend you have left (good luck) and head to bass pro or cabelas and spend a few hours looking for more FAKE SPONSORS!!!  You may have to leave the hoes at the door, No shirt, No shoes, No service!

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Posted: 14 September 2011 07:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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LMAO….......

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Posted: 14 September 2011 09:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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You nailed it again.  I’m the loser.  Man, you’re good.

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Posted: 14 September 2011 09:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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Oh John, don’t be to hard on yourself.  Keep the tears back and your chin up.  It will be OK.

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